Goodbye Doofus Dog - .05.00 -
22.02.09

The ad read -
Neopolican Rock Weeler BullMastik cross puppies for sale.
(huh!?) .....of course I had to go and see what on earth they looked like. There was a huge litter
of half starved, flea ridden puppies in a filthy, frozen yard. When half a dog roll was thrown into the yard the mother attacked
them to get to it first. Pete told me we were definately not taking all of them - I had to choose one!

Apart from being malnourished, underweight, full of worms and covered in fleas the vet seemed
to think he would be fine - the date - 13.06.00.
He was named Dino Ferrari. An impressive name for a huge
impressive Mastiff. Instead he grew into a Dino Flintstone - a bit thick and a big doofus!

He hated being away from his brothers and sisters and let us know all about it by screaming
all night & for a six week old puppy he could throw temper tantrams that were totally out of control. Eden got the
job of 'nanny' much to her disgust.


Loved his 'bad-ear' phase when the ears were up one day and hanging down the next. They
just couldn't figure out what they wanted to do. By this age Dino could sit, down, stay, and wait for his food. The
magic word was 'Schmackos' & he just oozed intelligence and obedience when he heard it mentioned. Once he'd had
his 'Schmacko' all intelligence and obedience disappeared until the next time the word was mentioned!

Puppy pre-school was a huge drama. Poor Doofus was the largest, worst behaved student there. I
was certain we were going to get expelled but to my surprise not only did we managed to finish the course but he
was awarded 'Most Improved Student' on graduation night. That certificate meant more to me then than any Championship
Award my dogs had gained in the show ring in years past! We had both worked really hard for it - thank goodness for
'Schmackos'!

He adored Pete, the river, the car, swims, balls, digging up rocks and ripping up his
bed. (Grrrrr!)
He loved Jaben and went totally loopey when ever he came to visit. The
time Jaben left without playing 'Chase me Screaming Around the House' poor Dino cried and howled for an hour!
He
finally forgave me for being the reason he got neutered, but not quite enough to stop ripping up his blasted bed!
Sheesh he drove me nutz!!!

Suddenly we realised he was an 'old boy'. His muzzle was grey but his 'attitude' was a 6
month old's. He never really slowed down and he never really 'grew up'.
Sneaking into the kitchen and stealing
bikkies out of the pantry, 'yodelling' at the top of his voice when the cars came home at night, running through the yard
and skidding shingle everywhere, tripping me up everytime I turned around and sitting waiting for me outside the bird
room door - living with Dino things that are now memories.
Some how he hurt himself, his sore back finally turning into complete paralysis. We said
goodbye to our 'old puppy', let him go to sleep one last time, and buried him today with his favourite ball.
~ Dino videos ~
click here to play video #1
click here to play video #2

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